Let's see if I have any news today...
Hmm...
Nope, nothing. Not even a joke about it.

Why are you still reading?
Huh, you must really be interested in boring stuff!

As you, my fellow reader, clearly can see, I'm not scouted for the Art Portal yet. Therefore, I kindly ask you to do that honour for me :)

If you would be so kind and do the honour, I would be very very thankful! I might even get you scouted too! (although you don't necessarily need that anymore...) At least I would write you some reviews and support your work!

Thank you for reading!